INT. SQUEAKY'S COMPUTER ROOM - DAY
Squeaky intently stares at the computer while sitting in his
gaming chair, typing. He sips a can of Coke with a straw in
it.
SQUEAKY
Super yum!!!
SQUEAKY swivels around to look at camera.
SQUEAKY (TO CAMERA)
Diet Coke! Come for the aspartame,
stay for the no-cal weight gain!
He points at the camera with his fins that morph into
forefingers in a gesture of "coolness," returning to fins.
SQUEAKY
Sponsor me!
Squeaky returns to posting comments on YouTube videos. Shot
of him scrolling past comments on an Ariana Grande music
video. One comment says, "Pony tail, hoe-ny tail!"
SQUEAKY
Oh no no no! You can't say that to
my girl Adriana Grande. You a
stupid man! Thumbs down.
SQUEAK clicks down a thumbs down comment on the YouTube video
comment.
SQUEAKY
Ooooooohhh! YouTube comments are
infuriating! Ooooohhh!
His sharp spikes writhe. He takes another sip of Diet Coke.
SQUEAKY
Smushy! Shmushy! Shmushy!
SQUEAKY grabs his cat pillow (Smushy) and brusquely sits him
next to him.
SQUEAKY (O.S. TO SMUSHY)
Thanks to my recent experience as a
demagogue, MasterClass has
approached me to do a special on
"How to be a Demagogue" for an even
threeeeeee millllllllllion
dollllllllars, Smushy!
SQUEAKY types.
SQUEAKY
Oh what to say. What to say.
SQUEAKY
But I merely followed Trump's
template! Where can I find
additional informaaaaaaaa-tion...
Squeaky sits dejected.
SQUEAKY
I know! Wikipedia! The source of
all the world's contributed
knowledge! Poor Encyclopedia
Britannica.
Squeaky goes to Wikipedia's page and types "demagogue."
SQUEAKY (READING)
A demagogue, or rabble-rouser, is a
political leader in a
democracy...blah blah blah...who
gains popularity...by
fearmongering...lying...emotional
oratory and personal
charisma...accusing opponents of
weakness and disloyalty...promising
the impossible...personal insults
and ridicule...and the list goes
on...and...on.
Squeaky pauses.
SQUEAKY
Ooooohhhhhhhhhh. So that's what I
was doing when I ran for
President...
Squeaky scrolls down.
SQUEAKY
Ooooh. Here's a good quote. "In
every age the vilest specimens of
human nature are to be found among
demagogues. 1849." Oh boy! They
had demagogues back then!
GOD
They had demagogues even back then
Squeaky.
SQUEAKY
Thanks, God.
GOD
I'll be around.
SQUEAKY
Okay.
GOD
Oh, and Squeaky?! You know how I
forgivingly reincarnated you after
committing you to hell?
SQUEAKY
Yeah...
GOD
Try not to go to hell again this
time.
SQUEAKY
Ohhhhhhhhh...I miss my friends down
there, but being repeatedly raped
by the devil sure sucked.
A beat. Squeaky brightens.
SQUEAKY
Maybe I should talk to some real
demagogues!
Squeaky scrolls through pictures of famous demagogues and
past an unflattering picture of Kim Jong un.
SQUEAKY
Kim Jong Un...he have Fresh Prince
of Bel-Air hair! Tee hee! Lay off
on the hair gel or you look like
pencil head!
SQUEAKY scrolls down further.
SQUEAKY (SIGHS)
Why are there so few demagogues in
this world? Oh my. Oh my.
SQUEAKY continues to scroll.
SQUEAKY
Oh boy! Mussolini! My grandpa was
pals with him!
Gramps said he pinched people at
church to make them cry and led
gangs of little boys to raid local
farmsteads for foodstuffs! What a
silly man.
Squeaky scrolls past Lenin.
Oh Lenin! He took all his top hair
and put it on his face!
Squeaky scrolls down to Putin.
SQUEAKY
Oh! Putin! He very bad
demagogue! I interview
him for Demagogue
MasterClass.
TV (O.S.)
The ICC has declared that Putin has
committed war crimes against
humanity in Ukraine, and recent
reports say that Russian forces
carried out an air strike on a
theatre which was being used as a
refuge for children
SQUEAKY
Oh no! But Putin evil man! I
cannot oblige him!
SQUEAKY
I know! I talk to him, I lure him
out, and then I stabby stabby him!
SQUEAKY happily hums to himself.
SQUEAKY (TO HIMSELF)
Baitin' the trap.
SQUEAKY
Coooool. Where to find Putin's
email address...
Looking over SQUEAKY'S shoulder at the screen, SQUEAKY
Google's "Putin's email" and scrolls to the second link --
"Contact the President of Russia."
SQUEAKY looks at a picture of Vladimir.
SQUEAKY
God he looks like that guy, Thom
Yorke, from Radiohead.
Squeaky sways.
SQUEAKY (SINGING)
She's running out the door! She's
running out! She run, run, run,
run!
GOD (V.O.)
God I hate it when he sings.
SQUEAKY
My favorite no-girlfriend song.
Ooh, Putin's a good one! Look at
the long nose! The perpetual
frown! The broad shoulders! I am
in love! I bet I can guess his
email.
He starts typing an email to "vladimir.putin@russia.gov",
"president@gov.ru", and "putinontheritz69@hotmail.com"
SQUEAKY
Hedging my bets here.
Squeaky types: "Dear Your Eminency,"
SQUEAKY
Puttin' on the charm. Tee hee.
Pun!
Squeaky types: "My name is Squeaky. Squeaky Clean. I was
President of the United States for a day. Then I quit. It
was really stupid and boring. How do you do it? I am doing a
Masterclass on "How to Be a Demagogue" for big bucks. Would
you meet with me for coffee and give me some pointers?
Sincerely, Squeaky the Pufferfish!"
SQUEAKY
Oh boy oh boy. Not enough.
Squeaky types: "I can tell you what the nuclear launch codes
are."
Moments later this a computer dring, and it's an email from
Putin at putinontheritz69@hotmail.com.
Putin: "Where are they?"
Squeaky: "Uh...in the back pocket of my jeans...
Putin: "Dear Squeaky Clean,
Let's meet."
Squeaky: "Where should we meet?"
Putin: "Starbucks."
A beat. A new email arrives.
Putin: "No one expects me to be at Starbucks."
EXT. COFFEE SHOP - AFTERNOON
Putin stands next to Squeaky incognito wearing a trench coat
and dark sunglasses. His hands are in his pockets. Squeaky
opens a door.
SQUEAKY
After you, dear Putin.
PUTIN
No, after you, dear Squeaky. This
is my treat.
SQUEAKY
Oh Putin. You are such a fine
fellow. And Starbucks is so
expensive!
Squeaky scurries in, followed by Putin.
INT. REGISTER OF STARBUCKS
Squeaky and Putin approach the register. Squeaky looks at
the menu.
SQUEAKY
Oh no. All the drinks are super
high calorie. I'm already fat
Squeaky. Pufferfish are naturally
the fattest of all fish. Now how
much do I want my coffee to not
taste like coffee...
A beat.
SQUEAKY
What is mocha, dear Putin?
PUTIN
I don't fucking know. I'm Russian.
In Russia you eat like a hobbit.
Putin steps up to the register.
PUTIN
Dear company I have forced out of
Russia, I would like a water. I
have nothing but disdain for your
fancy drinks.
A beat. Putin pulls down his sunglasses and looks straight
into the Barista's eyes.
PUTIN
In Russia, drinks do you.
The barista looks nervously away.
BARISTA (TO THE OTHER EMPLOYEES)
One water.
PUTIN
In a sealed bottle.
BARISTA (FLATLY)
Check.
PUTIN
I shall personally check the seal.
BARISTA
Yes, sir.
PUTIN (LOOKING AT DISPLAY)
...and a chocolate cake pop. Those
look delicious.
The BARISTA hands Putin the cake pop. PUTIN holds the water
bottle up to the light, examining the seal.
PUTIN (TO SQUEAKY)
Taste this, SQUEAKY.
He hands the chocolate cake pop to SQUEAKY. SQUEAKY nibbles
at the chocolate cake pop.
SQUEAKY
Tastes delicious!
SQUEAKY hands it back to PUTIN. PUTIN eats the chocolate
cake pop in one bite.
PUTIN
'Tis delicious.
SQUEAKY
Taste my cake pop!
PUTIN
Oh, yes. We need to make sure you
are not being poisoned, too.
PUTIN tries the strawberry cake pop. He shrugs.
PUTIN
Not dead yet.
He gives a wry smile.
PUTIN
Still alive.
He hands the strawberry cake pop back to SQUEAKY.
PUTIN
This is nice. This is fun. I don't
often get out. Usually I have to
worry about assassination, but from
one demagogue to another, Squeaky,
no one expects to find me at a
Starbucks.
SQUEAKY
Yes, from one demagogue to another,
demagogues don't get out very much,
and I usually just eat
invertebrates and algae.
They both kick back at a table and relax. Putin takes off
his overcoat and sunglasses.
PUTIN
I can't believe no one recognizes
me here.
SQUEAKY
I mean, it's all Generation Z and
old people on laptops. I
pufferfish, and no one ever looks
at me.
PUTIN
You know, this is great, Squeaky.
This is really great.
They enjoy their cake pops and waters. Squeaky takes out a
notepad and pencil.
SQUEAKY (NONCHALANTLY)
So how did you do it?!
PUTIN
Do what?!
SQUEAKY
The authoritarianism! The
accumulation of power! The
absolute crushing of the will of
the people! The magnificance!
PUTIN
Well, from one demagogue to
another, SQUEAKY...it was quite
easy.
PUTIN waves his water about.
SQUEAKY
Go on...
PUTIN
You start at the bottom. You
slowly work your way up.
PUTIN
Then you cozy up to the big guy,
the main man, the leader.
PUTIN
Then you become President. First
you get the economy going. You
know, get the populace to trust
you.
SQUEAKY
(Squeaks.)
PUTIN
Then you ANNIHILATE the press.
BAM!
PUTIN gestures with both hands to simulate an explosion.
PUTIN
PUTIN
Then you tell the populace that you
shall restore this nation to its
former glory through conquest.
SQUEAKY
Ooh! World War II-y!
PUTIN
Yes, Squeaky. Yes, Squeaky. May I
call you Stanislav?
SQUEAKY
Why?
PUTIN
Because Squeaky is not a proper
name for a demagogue. We are
comrades, aren't we, dear
Stanislav?
SQUEAKY
Yes, dear Vladimir!
PUTIN
I like being called Vladimir.
Reminds me of my wife. So
Then, when you are ready to
enforce, in a position of absolute
power, a position of complete
contempt, then you kill the
opposition.
SQUEAKY
Teehee!
PUTIN
Then you extend your term limits.
SQUEAKY
Essential.
SQUEAKY
By the way, why did you
PUTIN
Well, as one demagogue to another,
Squeaky? Because I could.
SQUEAKY (FROWNING)
I do lots of things because I can,
but they're usually bad ideas...
PUTIN
Well, I mean, for the motherland...
SQUEAKY
But I didn't want to invade Canada
when I was President...
PUTIN
Squeaky, my dear comrade, nobody
wants to invade Canada.
SQUEAKY (PLAINTIVELY)
Ohhhhhhh...
PUTIN
Ukraine...ukraine...well...I just
wanted to. I was having a bad day.
I locked myself out of my car.
NATO was getting on my nerves. I
just looked at a map of the
U.S.S.R. on my bathroom wall and
said, "You know. This is sad. We
used to own so much land!" And I
need a pet project in my life. I am
approaching my later years, and I
just needed something to put a
little spark in my step.
SQUEAKY
Or not.
PUTIN
Well, you know...shit happens.
SQUEAKY
Grrrr...
PUTIN
Shit happens. I want a vanilla
biscotti with almonds. How un-
Russian of me. B.r.b. Stanislav.
Putin goes off to order a biscotti at the register.
SQUEAKY (INFLATING)
Oooh, he make me so ang-wy! Putin
bad bad man! God always get ang-wy
with Squeaky, but me so mad. Me
going to fix world my-swelf.
Squeaky takes out his stabby stabby knife--a shank. Squeaky
is huffing and puffing, inflating and deflating. Putin
returns to inflating and deflating infuriated pufferfish
brandishing a shank.
PUTIN
What's this?!
SQUEAKY (QUIVERING)
Errrrrmmmmmmm!!!
He inflates and deflates.
SQUEAKY
This is my stabby stabby knife--
forged in the depths of hell a.k.a.
my kitchen...from a spatula and
layers upon layers of aluminum
foil...and a knife. You I am the
archangel Gabriel and I shall
Squeaky 3:16 says I shall whoop
your ass!
PUTIN (SWEARING IN RUSSIAN)
Su-ka pufferfish. I
SQUEAKY
I stabby stabby him there.
SQUEAKY
For Urkaine!
SQUEAKY
I stabby stabby him here.
A black screen shows.
GOD (TO HERSELF)
Fuck. I took a 5 minute break
judge whether a soul should be
damned and this happens.
Back to the scene.
SQUEAKY
For making young Russians fight
stupid wars!
GOD (V.O.)
Squeaky...I thought I took away
your stabby stabby knife...
SQUEAKY
No!
Squeaky continues to stab.
GOD
Oh fuck. I guess this is better
than last time.
SQUEAKY
Stabby stabby! Stabby stabby!
SQUEAKY
Oh, my little pufferfish fins be
achin'!
Squeaky continues to stab.
SQUEAKY
I be the archangel Gabriel come to
lay waste upon your soul!
GOD
Oh fuck.
SQUEAKY (IGNORING GOD)
9-1-1 better be on your speed dial!
You send Russians soldiers to
death! You kill Urkanians! You
pay!
PUTIN dies.
Squeaky pants and drops his knife.
SQUEAKY
Oh, the bloody deed is done! -
Macbeth! (INSERT QUOTE)
SQUEAKY
Oh, all done. Now what?!
SQUEAKY
Wow, I still have Zelensky on speed
dial?! (Squeaks!)
ZELENSKY
Hello? This is Urkraine speaking.
SQUEAKY
I stabby stabby Putin!
ZELENSKY
What? SQUEAKY, is that you?
SQUEAKY
I stabby stabby PUTIN. Do you want
me to bring you his head? He mean
man! Squeaky save Ukraine!
SQUEAKY uses his phone to show PUTIN lying on the table dead.
ZELENSKY
Yes. (Definitively.) Bring me his
head.
SQUEAKY (SAD)
Oh no. I wish I hadn't asked that.
SQUEAKY takes a knife and tries to saw Putin's head off.
SQUEAKY
Oh no...
SQUEAKY saws for an entire minute (in actual time).
SQUEAKY (SADLY)
Wow, he needs a haircut.
SQUEAKY
He fucked that rhythmic gymnast?
How weird.
SQUEAKY
He smells like roses.
SQUEAKY
Ukraine better thank me. I want
gift baskets.
SQUEAKY
Why doesn't Starbucks have better
cutlery?
SQUEAKY
Oh...I wish I had somebody to talk
to while I do this...
SQUEAKY
Oh wait. I have my stabby stabby
knife.
Squeaky cuts Putin's head off. Squeaky squeaks in
excitement.
SQUEAKY
I can put this selfie in my book of
people I've decapitated!
Squeaky squeaks as he fiddles with his flip phone...right
after I make a few calls. Squeaky turns his back to the
camera speaking in hushed tones.
SQUEAKY (BARELY AUDIBLE)
The drugs are on the way.
Squeaky returns to the camera.
SQUEAKY
Business as usual. Goddammit.
Being a kingpin is hard work. I
need to delegate some of this to
Smushy. He gets free rent!
Squeaky holds Putin's head and takes a quick selfie on his
flip phone. Squeaky calls Zelensky.
SQUEAKY (TO ZELENSKY)
It is done.
Zelensky looks at his phone and sees the picture of Squeaky
smiling broadly while holding a bloody Putin head.
ZELENSKY
The Ukranian people thank you. But
that's a little bloody for TV.
SQUEAKY
It's a personal memento for you.
ZELENSKY
Satisfied.
SQUEAKY
By the way, I love your body of
comedic work.
ZELENSKY
Thank you. I don't get that much.
An awkward pause.
ZELENSKY
Thank you. Thank you from Ukraine.
Both hang up.
SQUEAKY (SCREAMING HAPPILY)
Anarchy is Russia!!!!!!!!!!!
Squeaky zooms out of Starbucks. A Starbucks employee sweeping
the floor comes across Putin's corpse. She stops and pauses
for a moment.
STARBUCKS EMPLOYEE
Hey, guys! It's happened again!
She shakes her head and keeps sweeping.
INT. MAN ON LAPTOP IN FAMILY ROOM - EVENING
A man scrolls through the Masterclasses on his computer. He
scrolls past "Justin Timberlake: Disappearing from the Music
Scene", "Quentin Tarentino: Adding Quirky Characters to
Gangster Films," "John Travolva: Losing that Man-Baby Bump,"
"Jussie Smollett: Alienating America with Small Crimes," and
so on. He sees, "Squeaky Clean: Layman to Strongmen -
Bringing a Nation to its Knees."
MAN ON COUCH
Hmmm...this looks interesting.
He clicks on the link. A picture of Squeaky sitting on a
throne of skulls, wearing a viking helmet, waving a scepter,
and screaming at the top of the lungs to stock footage of
captive masses in black and white.
SQUEAKY
We shall rule the universe! Down
with the infidels! Down with the
traitors! Bloodshed and
destruction for all!!!!!
Cut to Squeaky sitting in a nice house in a chair.
SQUEAKY
Really, being a demagogue is
accessible to anyone. Look at
Cleon.
Cut to image of Cleon.
MAN ON COUCH
Whoa.
SQUEAKY
Hitler.
Cut to footage of Hitler.
SQUEAKY
McCarthy.
Cut to footage of McCarthy.
SQUEAKY
SQUEAKY
Huey Long.
MAN ON COUCH
Who the fuck is Huey Long.
SQUEAKY (POINTING TO CAMERA)
Google it.
MAN ON COUCH
Whoa.
GIRLFRIEND
What was that?!
MAN ON COUCH
Nothing. It's just a fish on TV
just told me to Google Huey Long.
SQUEAKY
Trump.
Cut to footage of Trump.
SQUEAKY
And of course, me, Squeaky.
A beat.
SQUEAKY
Squeaky Clean...
Squeaky gives big toothy grin.
MAN ON COUCH
Awesome. Hey, bitch!
GIRLFRIEND
Yes?!
MAN ON COUCH
Get me a drink.
GIRLFRIEND
Sure. How do you want your robes
ironed?
INT. TV ROOM IN SQUEAKY'S HOUSE
Squeaky sits on the couch next to Smushy sipping Mountain
Dew.
SQUEAKY (TO CAMERA)
Do the dew...ahhhhhhhh...
Squeaky and Smushy relax on the couch.
SQUEAKY
Wow, three million dollars, Smushy!
I think we can finally get Netflix!
SMUSHY
Meow.
SQUEAKY
What?! Most people get Netflix
from friends and relatives who have
Netflix?!
SMUSHY
Meow. Meow. Meow.
SQUEAKY
I know! I'll call Annabelle. We
watched Squid Games together! When
I grow up I make Pufferfish Games!
Squeaky dials Annabelle on his flip phone.
SMUSHY
Hey, Annabelle! What up ol'
girlfriend ol' pal?
Scene cuts between Smushy and Annabelle talking.
ANNABELLE
Squeaky! What an intellectually
stimulating and often bewildering
surprise!
Squeaky gives a big and abrupt toothy grin.
ANNABELLE
What's up, Squeaky?
SMUSHY
Do you have Netflix?
ANNABELLE
Yes, Squeaky, I do. We watched
Squid Games together.
SQUEAKY
Squeaky no have password. Squeaky
upset he no have Netflix and
girlfriend do and she no give
Squeaky password so he save money.
ANNABELLE
But Squeaky! You just made three
million dollars! You should be
buying me Netflix.
Squeaky frowns.
SQUEAKY
Squeaky use it to play poker.
ANNABELLE
Oh, alright.
SQUEAKY
Yeah!
ANNABELLE
Ready?
SQUEAKY
Teehee. Ready.
ANNABELLE
Annabelle.
SQUEAKY
Annabelle. Okay, let me get
something to write it down on.
ANNABELLE
Oh, Squeaky. You're so thorough.
Squeaky gives big toothy grin. Squeaky writes: "anuhbul."
SQUEAKY
Got it.
ANNABELLE
Oh Squeaky. You write so quickly.
Squeaky gives big toothy grin.
SQUEAKY (FLIRTATIOUSLY)
Annabelle...
ANNABELLE
What?
SQUEAKY
I'm on my flip phone...
ANNABELLE
Teehee. The drugs are on the way?
SQUEAKY
The drugs are on the way.
ANNABELLE
Oh Squeaky. You're so funny.
Squeaky gives big toothy grin.
GOD
Oh God. I wish I had a baptism to
go to.
ANNABELLE
I love you so much, Squeaky. Stay
cute.
Squeaky gives big toothy grin.
SQUEAKY
Squeaky do. Stay cute.
They both hang up. Squeaky stares at the TV.
SQUEAKY
Ahhhhhhh...
SMUSHY
Meowwwwww...
SQUEAKY
Good to have a girlfriend...
SMUSHY (DEJECTED)
Meow.
SQUEAKY
You'll get one one day. You just
got to play the field. Squeaky get
girlfriend at pickle ball
tournament.
Smushy is silent.
SQUEAKY
Wait, you're a she-cat?
Smushy is silent.
SQUEAKY
Wait, is everyone in my life
female? Me miss Squeaky hell-
friends.
Squeaky eats some fish food. He pours little bits into his
hand and consumes them as he watches TV.
SQUEAKY
Yom yom yom.
ANDERSON COOPER
And some disturbing news today.
Masterclass, the online streaming
service that produces educational
classes designed by popular experts
in their craft, recently publish a
new class that puts the ex-
President Clean's intentions in a
new light. He is widely being
panned for his recent "Stalin-
esque" Masterclass entitled
entitled From Layman to Strongman -
Laying a Country to Waste.
SQUEAKY
Oh no! I put so much effort into
that title! I even used a
thesaurus Annabelle gave me.
Squeaky gives big toothy grin.
ANDERSON COOPER
After seeing this one, my white
hair has never been whiter.
Silent footage of Squeaky wearing glasses and pointing to
historic footage of Hitler heiling an audience, the visage of
Stalin lying in his coffin, and Hugo Chavez while wildly
gesticulating and bouncing up and down energetically.
NEWS ANCHOR (V.O.)
Criticized for calling Stalin,
Chavez, Hitler, etc as "templates
of success" using them as detailed
case studies on...
The news anchor uses the air quotes gesture.
NEWS ANCHOR
..."destroying the lives of small
children."
SQUEAKY
Oh noooo! That was meant to be
tongue in cheek.
NEWS ANCHOR
He is especially being criticized
for his clip of him sitting on a
massive throne on top of a mountain
of skulls waving a scepter. I must
say, very undemocratic for a former
United States president.
SQUEAKY (INDIGNANT)
Boo-hoo. Maybe he do own
Masterclass on objective reporting.
CNN's timely and accurate news
making Squeaky cwy.
A clip plays of the aforementioned Squeaky sitting atop a
giant mountain of skulls waving a scepter while wearing a
viking helmet.
ANDERSON COOPER
By golly. What has this world come
to.
Anderson Cooper takes off his glasses dramatically.
ANDERSON COOPER
My poor children, and and I are
thinking of moving to China. I
teach them
Squeaky whimpers.
SQUEAKY
I sent Anderson Cooper to China.
Squeaky sniffles.
SQUEAKY
No, Anderson Cooper. Don't go.
ANDERSON COOPER
Historians worry it has equipped
heavy-handed narcissists with the
skills and knowledge to become
leaders and foresee wave of despots
across the land.
Commercial break. Squeaky sits there in shock. A commercial
for epaulets plays.
ADVERTISER
Class up your suit jacket for any
occasion! Rope! Embroidery!
Metal chains! Plain suit jackets
no more.
Squeaky sits dejected.
SQUEAKY
Oh no! Have I destroyed the world?!
Squeaky thinks for awhile, taking a sip from his straw inside
his soda can.
SQUEAKY
Nahhh...
Squeaky pauses while the next commercial comes on.
NEWS ANCHOR
While Masterclass has claimed it is
pleased to attract the often
ignored demographics of racists,
narcissists, and African leaders of
rebel groups (it has been subtitled
in ten African dialects),
SQUEAKY
What if I'm a narcissist?
SQUEAKY
Nahhh...I'm too coooolllllll...
SMUSHY
Meow.
SQUEAKY
I heard that, Smushy.
A beat.
SMUSHY
Meow.
SQUEAKY
Methinks thou doth protest too
much.
Squeaky takes a final sip.
SQUEAKY
Time for a nap, Smushy.
Squeaky puts a blanket over Smushy and goes to a cryogenic
tank full of water, opens the little door, floats in, and
takes a nap.
But I was just posturing for the massses.
Oh Squeaky. You're so funny. He gives big toothy smile.